Put all these words into a paragraph please... (urgent!)?

My waterlogged *** was filled with by boisterous drunks while I laid on the floor unconsciously. Now I have to clean the bloodstained carpet but I think I'll pay Zephyr Cleaning to get the saturated mess out, which happened so unexpectedly. When the worker arrived, however, he become tumultuous at the sight of the mark and started to heave in a turbulent manner. After my oppressive persuasion, he apprehensively began to scrub the carpet. The stain was so impenetrable, he toiled into the night with only an increasingly dim incandescent lamp to light the sweltering condition in which he worked. Little did he know it was a trap and his hole belong to me now.